God of War 3 Review

God of War 3 Review
By Peter Allen


It is finally here. After almost 2 years of waiting the final installment of the god of war series was released in early March. This game concludes the journey of Kratos. His goal is to kill his father, Zeus. And he will kill any mortal, monster and god in his way. He uses his brutal strength and his blades of chaos to kill them in the most brutal fashion.

We left God of War 2 with Ares, and Athena dead, and Kratos on the back of the Tiatan, Gaia. Him, and all the of the Titans from the Great War climbing Mount Olympus to kill the gods. The story started with Kratos as a fierce warrior of Sparta. He gave his soul to the God of War to save his life. However, no matter how much Kratos murdered people, Ares saw his wife and child as a threat, so he tricked kratos to kill them. Kratos swore to kill Ares and killed him in God of War 1. In God of War 2, Kratos is the new God of War but for some reason, Zeus betrays him and tricks Kratos to drain his powers into the Blade of Olympus. Then, he killed Kratos with the blade. The titans help Kratos escape from death and seek out the sisters of fate, who can change Krato’s fate and be able to kill Zeus. After Kratos kills the sisters he goes back in time to when Zeus betrayed him. He almost killed him, but Athena got infront of the blade and while she died she said that the gods will battle against him to save Zeus. So Kratos went back in time and got all of the Titans to kill Zeus.

The last game is the best game so far in 2010. The graphics are amazing and Kratos is more brutal then ever. There are some adult scenes and violence in the game which is why it is rated M. But if you have a PS3 get this game. If you do not, get a PS3 and then get this game.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Review
By Peter Allen


Taking place in World War 2, the Call of Duty series has been the best selling war game of all time since the first Call of Duty. Then they made the second Call of Duty followed by the third. In 2007, the creators of Call of Duty left the comfort of World War 2 to do something a little modern. Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare came to stores in 2007. Then, in 2009 the makers of Call of Duty made the latest installment in the Call of Duty series. Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 came out November 10th 2009.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 starts off 5 years after Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare. In the previous game, the antagonist was killed by you, who plays Soap MacTavish. However, the antagonist’s right hand man, Makorov takes over Russia and invades the USA causing world war 3. You start off the game in a base in Afgan. You play as Private Allen. However, in the third level, you are in an undercover assignment with Makorov and he finds out who you are and kills you. Then, you play as Sergant Gary Roach Sanderson. You also play as Private Ramiraz, who is in the same task force as the player you play in the previous game. You actually see Soap through out the game. You also play as Private Ramiraz, who is part of the group Rangers who are with the Americans. Then, in the 9th level, the general of the Americans, General Shepard, betrays you and kills Roach along with most of the task force. The last two alive is Soap MacTavish, and his mentor, Captin Price. You take up your previous role as Soap and together, you and Price kill Shepard. You are wounded and Price is hurt. Then, you must go into hiding and your pilot says he knows a place.

The Multiplayer mode is better then the first. There are more weapons and you have better grenades and they have shotguns in this game. This game is a must buy game and I give it 5 stars out of 5.

Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals


There are so many stupid criminals in this world. There are criminals who avoid escape for years and then there are criminals who get arrested I an hour.

Once, there was a man who worked as a security guard for a toy store. One day, he decided to steal some stuff. So, that night while he was on duty, he left to put on a paper bag over his head, thinking he was smart. However, the idiot forgot to poke in eyeholes. So, on the security camera, there was a guy walking into walls and shelves. After about half an hour of this, he went into a closet and poked some in. The day after he robbed the store, he was arrested. He asked the cops how they knew it was him and the cops said he kept his name tag on his uniform.

And one time, at the University of Delaware, there was a student who was selling drugs. When the cops found out what this student was doing, they went to the college to arrest him. However, before they got in the dorm, the student jumped through the window. As he jumped, he dropped his wallet. The cops found the wallet and went back to the station. The next day, the same student who escaped walked into the police station. He told the cop at the front desk that he dropped his wallet and if anyone had turned one in. The cop went in the back and got other cops to arrest him. The students last words before he went to jail was how did you get me.