Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals


There are so many stupid criminals in this world. There are criminals who avoid escape for years and then there are criminals who get arrested I an hour.

Once, there was a man who worked as a security guard for a toy store. One day, he decided to steal some stuff. So, that night while he was on duty, he left to put on a paper bag over his head, thinking he was smart. However, the idiot forgot to poke in eyeholes. So, on the security camera, there was a guy walking into walls and shelves. After about half an hour of this, he went into a closet and poked some in. The day after he robbed the store, he was arrested. He asked the cops how they knew it was him and the cops said he kept his name tag on his uniform.

And one time, at the University of Delaware, there was a student who was selling drugs. When the cops found out what this student was doing, they went to the college to arrest him. However, before they got in the dorm, the student jumped through the window. As he jumped, he dropped his wallet. The cops found the wallet and went back to the station. The next day, the same student who escaped walked into the police station. He told the cop at the front desk that he dropped his wallet and if anyone had turned one in. The cop went in the back and got other cops to arrest him. The students last words before he went to jail was how did you get me.