What Happened To Sesame Street
By Peter Allen &Austin Stiles
Sesame Street is what almost all of us have grown with. With Cookie Monster and Big Bird and Oscar and the hole gang. But since we got out of the popular show, the creators have ruined it!!!!
Cookie Monster was amazing!! “C is for Cookie and Cookie is for me”!!! Everyone knows that. But now, Cookie Monster has been reported to be arrested and put in rehab for to much cookies. The people in rehab are trying to make him become Vegetable Monster. Every time Cookie Monster says anything about a cookie, they shock him with a tazer!!! What is that all about? Soon Vegetable Monster will say “C is for Celery and Celery is for me”. No one can handle that.
And Big Bird, don’t even get me started on that poor bird. If you remember, Big Bird was the only one who could see
Snuffleupagus. But someone told the cops that Big Bird was a nut case. So, they took Big Bird to the coo coo house. There Big Bird is being taught that Snuffleupagus is not real. And they do that by beating Big Bird up to have his medicine. Poor Big Bird.
The reason Big Bird is in the coo coo house is because someone told the cops. And that someone was Elmo!!! A couple of years ago, Elmo went nuts. He kept it quit and Big Bird had almost found out. So Elmo told the cops about Snuffleupagus to get away. Then, he killed Grover and ran away. But sadly he got caught by the cops and was put in jail for life for homoside!!
And poor Oscar the Grouch, he could not pay his rent on his trash can. So he got kicked out and lived on the street. Then, he became a drunk and was very rude to the remaining people of Sesame Street. Hue started fires and started to smoke. And before you know it, the people of Sesame Street drove Oscar out of town.
The Count has been teaching kids how to count for nearly 40 years. But in the last episode, the Count had dyslexia. He said “6, 29, 102946” and so on. The people who made Count are thinking of kicking him out of the street.
Ernie and Burt, living together has been going on since the shoe began. But know kids think they are gay!!! That is an outrage. So they live together. That does not mean there gay. They could just be very, very, very good friends. So they can no longer live together. How cruel and horrible. This is no longer Sesame Street.
By Peter Allen &Austin Stiles
Sesame Street is what almost all of us have grown with. With Cookie Monster and Big Bird and Oscar and the hole gang. But since we got out of the popular show, the creators have ruined it!!!!
Cookie Monster was amazing!! “C is for Cookie and Cookie is for me”!!! Everyone knows that. But now, Cookie Monster has been reported to be arrested and put in rehab for to much cookies. The people in rehab are trying to make him become Vegetable Monster. Every time Cookie Monster says anything about a cookie, they shock him with a tazer!!! What is that all about? Soon Vegetable Monster will say “C is for Celery and Celery is for me”. No one can handle that.
And Big Bird, don’t even get me started on that poor bird. If you remember, Big Bird was the only one who could see
Snuffleupagus. But someone told the cops that Big Bird was a nut case. So, they took Big Bird to the coo coo house. There Big Bird is being taught that Snuffleupagus is not real. And they do that by beating Big Bird up to have his medicine. Poor Big Bird.
The reason Big Bird is in the coo coo house is because someone told the cops. And that someone was Elmo!!! A couple of years ago, Elmo went nuts. He kept it quit and Big Bird had almost found out. So Elmo told the cops about Snuffleupagus to get away. Then, he killed Grover and ran away. But sadly he got caught by the cops and was put in jail for life for homoside!!
And poor Oscar the Grouch, he could not pay his rent on his trash can. So he got kicked out and lived on the street. Then, he became a drunk and was very rude to the remaining people of Sesame Street. Hue started fires and started to smoke. And before you know it, the people of Sesame Street drove Oscar out of town.
The Count has been teaching kids how to count for nearly 40 years. But in the last episode, the Count had dyslexia. He said “6, 29, 102946” and so on. The people who made Count are thinking of kicking him out of the street.
Ernie and Burt, living together has been going on since the shoe began. But know kids think they are gay!!! That is an outrage. So they live together. That does not mean there gay. They could just be very, very, very good friends. So they can no longer live together. How cruel and horrible. This is no longer Sesame Street.
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