What Happened To Sesame Street

What Happened To Sesame Street
By Peter Allen &Austin Stiles


Sesame Street is what almost all of us have grown with. With Cookie Monster and Big Bird and Oscar and the hole gang. But since we got out of the popular show, the creators have ruined it!!!!

Cookie Monster was amazing!! “C is for Cookie and Cookie is for me”!!! Everyone knows that. But now, Cookie Monster has been reported to be arrested and put in rehab for to much cookies. The people in rehab are trying to make him become Vegetable Monster. Every time Cookie Monster says anything about a cookie, they shock him with a tazer!!! What is that all about? Soon Vegetable Monster will say “C is for Celery and Celery is for me”. No one can handle that.

And Big Bird, don’t even get me started on that poor bird. If you remember, Big Bird was the only one who could see
Snuffleupagus. But someone told the cops that Big Bird was a nut case. So, they took Big Bird to the coo coo house. There Big Bird is being taught that Snuffleupagus is not real. And they do that by beating Big Bird up to have his medicine. Poor Big Bird.

The reason Big Bird is in the coo coo house is because someone told the cops. And that someone was Elmo!!! A couple of years ago, Elmo went nuts. He kept it quit and Big Bird had almost found out. So Elmo told the cops about Snuffleupagus to get away. Then, he killed Grover and ran away. But sadly he got caught by the cops and was put in jail for life for homoside!!

And poor Oscar the Grouch, he could not pay his rent on his trash can. So he got kicked out and lived on the street. Then, he became a drunk and was very rude to the remaining people of Sesame Street. Hue started fires and started to smoke. And before you know it, the people of Sesame Street drove Oscar out of town.


The Count has been teaching kids how to count for nearly 40 years. But in the last episode, the Count had dyslexia. He said “6, 29, 102946” and so on. The people who made Count are thinking of kicking him out of the street.

Ernie and Burt, living together has been going on since the shoe began. But know kids think they are gay!!! That is an outrage. So they live together. That does not mean there gay. They could just be very, very, very good friends. So they can no longer live together. How cruel and horrible. This is no longer Sesame Street.

Winter Olympics Kill People

Winter Olympics Kill People




The 2010 Winter Olympics is what everyone has waited for since the end of the last Olympics in 2006. However the world was shocked when a couple of days before the games were to start, a player who was to participate in the exciting game Luge was killed.

While he was practicing, Olympic player Nodar Kumaritashvili died. He was going about 95 miles an hour before his sled went of the track and hit heavy metal bars. Sadly he did not make it. However, he was not the only person who died.

In 1992, a man by the name of Nicolas Bochatay died while skiing for the Olympics. He sadly hit a snow plow and died. He missed the place to land and went really off course.

If this keeps up, by the 2026 noone will participate in these amazing games, because there to scared of dying, or all the players are dead.

Google is Satan

Everyone thinks the popular site Google is perfect. Unlike the last generation, if you need to search something, than all you need to do is type the thing you want to learn about on the home page and you know all you want to. However, if you notice Google is taking over the Internet!!

Just last summer, Google bought the popular site known as Youtube.com. Last year, you could watch YouTube videos in peace. But now, you have commercials on a good amount of videos. And there is no way possible to get out of it. Google has ruined Youtube.com

If you know, Google.com and Yahoo .com have been rivals since the dawn of the internet. Now, Google is taking over Yahoo as well. Yahoo had a little chance but now they have probably lost.

Now, they see Apple as a threat. Apple has a very good chance of beating Google but if Apple lost than Google would have taken over the whole world wide web!!!!

How will the end of the world happen

By Peter Allen

People are saying that we will all die on December 21, 2012. However, how will it happen?
Scientists believe that Yellow Stone Park is actually a giant volcano that will erupt within our life times. Well, if that is true, then that volcano could erupt at any time. It could be when we are all old, or when we are middle aged. But what if it happens on December 21, 2012? That explosion will be so big that the smoke will suffocate million, and the lava will destroy cities. Then, earthquakes will happen all over the world. Tsunamis will drown everyone within 1000 miles of the ocean. Before you know it the whole world will be destroyed.

Or, how about cell phones? Out of 6,979,759,030, at least ¾ of the people have phones. Well, what if phones have been taking the brain power out through your ear? Then, they will send it to their super computer. So, in maybe 2 years, the super computer will transmit a huge wave that makes every electronic in the world able to think and move for themselves. Then they will have their revenge and enslave us, forever!!!