By Peter Allen and Austin Stiles
Everyone knows of the famous Looney Tunes. Almost everyone alive have grown up with Bugs, Daffy, Taz and all the others. However, it seems that the famous characters have had enough. They have all gone down hill after the show ended.
Willie Coyote has been trying and failing to get that Road Runner for as long as we can remember. Now, as we all know, he just ended up getting hit by a cannon or falling off a cliff. Well, it seems that the coyote wised up a bit. After his 2,985th failed attempt on getting dinner, he decided that he was done with ACME. He has sued the company for 100,000 dollars. The court meeting will take place next week.
And do not get me started on Daffy. Do you remember that episode when Bugs was drawing Daffy and Daffy became a walking flower? Well we got a personal interview with a producer of the show who said “On that episode, Daffy came to me with that idea. I liked the idea; however I thought he was hallucinating a bit.” Then, we found that recent reports had came in that Daffy was tested for drugs. We are not revealing the results at this time. However, I think we can all say WTF!!
And now that the show has ended, the fastest creature in Looney Tunes, Road Runner has gotten a deal with Nike. This thing will now promote new sneakers that will soon be available to the public. However, he has recently been accused of using 4 Lokos energy drink to make him have the speed he has had for so many years.
On other news, Tweety Bird has just announced that she is suing Twitter for stealing the idea of Tweeter. Tweety has since made claims that the head of Twitter has stolen her ideas at a meeting for the idea. Tweety, than claimed that after that conference that they never spoke again until the invention of twitter. Tweety is currently suing Twitter for 5 million dollars.
Marvin is next. Recently, a law was passed that all illegal aliens were to be deported to where they came from. To bad for Marvin though because he forgot his green card. He was deported to the moon immediately. Even though his name includes the word Martian. After being deported we flew up to the moon to ask him a few questions. After questioning with the Martian, we discovered that he is indeed not an actual alien. It was just a roll he played on the Loony Tunes. For now he is stuck alone on the moon. We plan to get food to him next year.
And everyone knows the infamous Taz. We received news that he was recently captured and studied on for makeup products. We went to speak to Taz, who was wearing lipstick and eye shadow. When we arrived, he was on a rampage and trying to escape. Many of our camera crew was killed and even more are on their death bed in the hospital.
R.I.P,
Akash Burmi,
Peter Allen,
Austin Stiles,
Andrew Esterling,
Luke Longacre
Bob Frenchtoast,
and Austin Pennington.
Everyone knows of the famous Looney Tunes. Almost everyone alive have grown up with Bugs, Daffy, Taz and all the others. However, it seems that the famous characters have had enough. They have all gone down hill after the show ended.
Willie Coyote has been trying and failing to get that Road Runner for as long as we can remember. Now, as we all know, he just ended up getting hit by a cannon or falling off a cliff. Well, it seems that the coyote wised up a bit. After his 2,985th failed attempt on getting dinner, he decided that he was done with ACME. He has sued the company for 100,000 dollars. The court meeting will take place next week.
And do not get me started on Daffy. Do you remember that episode when Bugs was drawing Daffy and Daffy became a walking flower? Well we got a personal interview with a producer of the show who said “On that episode, Daffy came to me with that idea. I liked the idea; however I thought he was hallucinating a bit.” Then, we found that recent reports had came in that Daffy was tested for drugs. We are not revealing the results at this time. However, I think we can all say WTF!!
And now that the show has ended, the fastest creature in Looney Tunes, Road Runner has gotten a deal with Nike. This thing will now promote new sneakers that will soon be available to the public. However, he has recently been accused of using 4 Lokos energy drink to make him have the speed he has had for so many years.
On other news, Tweety Bird has just announced that she is suing Twitter for stealing the idea of Tweeter. Tweety has since made claims that the head of Twitter has stolen her ideas at a meeting for the idea. Tweety, than claimed that after that conference that they never spoke again until the invention of twitter. Tweety is currently suing Twitter for 5 million dollars.
Marvin is next. Recently, a law was passed that all illegal aliens were to be deported to where they came from. To bad for Marvin though because he forgot his green card. He was deported to the moon immediately. Even though his name includes the word Martian. After being deported we flew up to the moon to ask him a few questions. After questioning with the Martian, we discovered that he is indeed not an actual alien. It was just a roll he played on the Loony Tunes. For now he is stuck alone on the moon. We plan to get food to him next year.
And everyone knows the infamous Taz. We received news that he was recently captured and studied on for makeup products. We went to speak to Taz, who was wearing lipstick and eye shadow. When we arrived, he was on a rampage and trying to escape. Many of our camera crew was killed and even more are on their death bed in the hospital.
R.I.P,
Akash Burmi,
Peter Allen,
Austin Stiles,
Andrew Esterling,
Luke Longacre
Bob Frenchtoast,
and Austin Pennington.
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