Looney Tunes Gone Wild

By Peter Allen and Austin Stiles

Everyone knows of the famous Looney Tunes. Almost everyone alive have grown up with Bugs, Daffy, Taz and all the others. However, it seems that the famous characters have had enough. They have all gone down hill after the show ended.
Willie Coyote has been trying and failing to get that Road Runner for as long as we can remember. Now, as we all know, he just ended up getting hit by a cannon or falling off a cliff. Well, it seems that the coyote wised up a bit. After his 2,985th failed attempt on getting dinner, he decided that he was done with ACME. He has sued the company for 100,000 dollars. The court meeting will take place next week.

And do not get me started on Daffy. Do you remember that episode when Bugs was drawing Daffy and Daffy became a walking flower? Well we got a personal interview with a producer of the show who said “On that episode, Daffy came to me with that idea. I liked the idea; however I thought he was hallucinating a bit.” Then, we found that recent reports had came in that Daffy was tested for drugs. We are not revealing the results at this time. However, I think we can all say WTF!!
And now that the show has ended, the fastest creature in Looney Tunes, Road Runner has gotten a deal with Nike. This thing will now promote new sneakers that will soon be available to the public. However, he has recently been accused of using 4 Lokos energy drink to make him have the speed he has had for so many years.

On other news, Tweety Bird has just announced that she is suing Twitter for stealing the idea of Tweeter. Tweety has since made claims that the head of Twitter has stolen her ideas at a meeting for the idea. Tweety, than claimed that after that conference that they never spoke again until the invention of twitter. Tweety is currently suing Twitter for 5 million dollars.

Marvin is next. Recently, a law was passed that all illegal aliens were to be deported to where they came from. To bad for Marvin though because he forgot his green card. He was deported to the moon immediately. Even though his name includes the word Martian. After being deported we flew up to the moon to ask him a few questions. After questioning with the Martian, we discovered that he is indeed not an actual alien. It was just a roll he played on the Loony Tunes. For now he is stuck alone on the moon. We plan to get food to him next year.
And everyone knows the infamous Taz. We received news that he was recently captured and studied on for makeup products. We went to speak to Taz, who was wearing lipstick and eye shadow. When we arrived, he was on a rampage and trying to escape. Many of our camera crew was killed and even more are on their death bed in the hospital.
R.I.P,
Akash Burmi,
Peter Allen,
Austin Stiles,
Andrew Esterling,
Luke Longacre
Bob Frenchtoast,
and Austin Pennington.

Matt Damon Movie Hereafter Canceled in Japan

By Peter Allen

Everyone is devastated by the giant earthquake and tsunami in Japan. The damage is amazing. Many people are missing and thousands are dead. Japan is still getting hit with mini tsunamis and aftershocks reaching 6.0! Even the movie industries are affected. Apparently, when Japan gets hit with a giant wave, they do not want to watch a movie about a tsunami. The new movie with Matt Damon was canceled in Japan. Not because it was bad. It was actually very good. The acting was strong and it was a good story. It was because it was about a tsunami. The Japanese are done with big waves. They do not want to watch this movie. No one came to see it. The producers and actors both agreed after this tragedy that they will not show this movie at all in Japan. Thank god people actually have feelings.

Assasins Creed Brotherhood DLC Review

By Peter Allen



On March 8, 2011, Ubisoft released a new dlc for assassin’s creed called the davinci disappearance. In this extra content, there is more story mode, there are also 4 more multiplayer characters there are 2 more game types and a new map. In the last dlc, for the second game, there was one hour of game play let me say boring. But in this there is so much to do.
First is the single player. As you can guess, this is a about Leonardo Davinci. He gets kidnapped and it is up to you to save him. This single player has about four hours of gameplay. It is so fun to try not to get caught and kill guards from rooftops.
The multiplayer is amazing. It was already good but now it is amazing. There are four new characters including a fat knight. And now they kill in all new ways. My favorite is now one guy has a gun. It is so fun to shoot someone in the head. Also, if you did not pre order the game and get the court jester, you can now get it. There is also some new plat forming sequences as well. This is a true dlc.

Assassin's Creed Multiplayer Review

Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood Multiplayer Review

By Peter Allen












Assassins Creed is Ubisofts greatest series. First released in 2005, Assassins Creed had mixed reactions. Then, in 2009, they released AC2 which was a complete hit. Now, ACB has come out with an odd option… Multiplayer.
When I first heard that Assassins Creed Brotherhood would have multiplayer, I thought it was very stupid. I mean there is not really much you can do. But boy was I wrong. When I got the game the multiplayer was full of all players. I first tried out the prowler, as he was the one I was most interested in. I was so stunned with all the ways I could kill people. It was nothing like Call of Duty in which you kill people the same way all the time. However, what I really enjoyed was that just because you got the most kills, would not mean that you won. Since it is an assassin’s game, it is on how you kill them. For example, if you just ran up and had to chase your target to kill him, you would get 100 points. However, if you kill them silently, like from a hay stake or from jumping down from a roof, you could get up to 800 points!! Right now, there are two game types. Wanted, where you are assigned a target to kill, while someone else is assigned to kill you. There is also Manhunt, where there are two sides, while for half the game, one side must escape the other and the other side tries to kill the,. Then, it switches. It is so fun to kill your friend and to escape from up to 4 people at once. There are a lot of characters to. Like the doctor, executioner, courtesan and blacksmith. And the company will add more as time goes on. This could keep a man satisfied for hours.

Hot Fuzz Review

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were the best actors from Shaun of the Dead, and now they are back for another action thrilling and funny comedy called Hot Fuzz.

Hot Fuzz is pretty much like its predecessor. Except this is a movie is about the best cop in London who is sent to the country in a village that has no crime. They do this because if he stays in London, everyone else will be put out of the job. However, when he gets there, he soon realizes everything is not as it seems. Almost every day there is a terrible accident and no one really seems that freaked. Apparrently things like this happen all the time. So, the cop, Nicholas Angle ( Simon Pegg) team up with his new partner, Danny( Nick Frost) to find out what is going on.
This is such a good movie. It is as good as Shaun of the Dead, if not better. The story takes a twist at the end and this will leave your mouth open. Like Shaun of the Dead this is a must see.

Shaun of the Dead Review

Shaun of the Dead Review
By Peter Allen

Shaun of the Dead is about a dead beat guy named Shaun who lives in an apartment with his best friend, Ed and his other friend, Pete. His relationship, with his girlfriend, Liz is on thin ice. He never wants to do anything but drink at a pub. However, when a zombie apocalypse occurs and everyone they know becomes brain loving zombies, including Pete, it is up to Shaun and Ed to save Shaun’s family and Liz and get them to a safe place.

This is the best horror love story ever. It pretty much makes fun of every zombie movie ever. There is a scene at the beginning where they do a rap song with a zombie when they are drunk. This is absolutely hilarious. I could not stop laughing. However let me say this is a very disturbing movie. The guts and gore make it just more enjoyable. And let me say Shaun is a crap shot with a rifle. This is a movie defiantly worth checking out.

Assassins Creed Brotherhood Review

Assassins Creed Brotherhood Review
By Peter Allen


Ubisoft has made many famous games over the years. They’re the fathers of the famous series Prince of Persia. However, now, there best series by far is Assassins Creed. Brotherhood is the third installment of the famous series and Ubisoft has promised they fixed a lot. However, considering it was released a little over than a year after AC2, how much could have they added?
Brotherhood starts right after AC2 ended. At the exact second in fact. We follow Ezio Auditore Da Firenze as he had just defeated his arch enemy Rodrigo Borgia, also called the Pope. He leaves Rome to go back to his Uncle Mario in Monterrigoni. He thinks his battles are done when the next morning, the Borgia army come and kill Uncle Mario and destroy the villa. Ezio finds out that Rodrigo’s son, Chesare Borgia. He travels to Rome to free it and kill the Borgia.
The story line was really good. I never found myself bored of the game and there was always something going on. Like in the previous game, it ends like WTF and made me want to play the next one immediately.
I think that they perfected the controls. In the second one, I found myself waiting for the soldiers to attack so that I can counter and kill them. Now, you bounce to each enemy if you time it right. So, you could kill ten soldiers in five seconds if you time it right.
The enjoyment is that this game is so fun. After the first three sequences, you an take as long or as short to finish the game. There are so many side missions like assassination contracts to sending your own recruits across Europe so they can come full assassins as well. The game can be up to fourteen to thirty hours of gameplay. I finished the story a week ago and I am still trying to do all of the stuff. I would recommend this to anyone in a heartbeat.